I swear this is true

Christopher Huppertz uploaded 40 minutes of VHS glitch tape footage and it has over 6 million views. People are using it as Zoom backgrounds. Of course, with that traffic, he’s now selling advertising.

WHY DIDN’T I THINK OF THIS? WHY? WHY?

Top secret

Photo of Donnie as a Marine and a photo of Bambi

Donnie Dunagan was the youngest Marine drill instructor. He served three tours in Vietnam and was wounded several times. He retired as a Major in 1977. Throughout his career he managed to keep secret that he had been the voice of Bambi in the 1942 Disney film.

Via @navalinstitute