Stolen through Twitter

Tricks to appear smart in meetings: Say 'It is what it is'

Via @saracpr (it’s from her calendar)

My gym just went bankrupt. Who’s the quitter now? @raagagrawal

I saw my wife, slightly drunk, yelling at the TV, “don’t go in there! Don’t go in the church you moron!” She’s watching our wedding video again. @slopezau